Inscription Over The Gates Of Your Suck-Ass Job
I AM THE WAY TO AN OFFICE THAT BLOWS.
I AM THE WAY TO A FORSAKEN SHITHOLE.
I AM THE WAY INTO BOREDOM’S THROES.
NINNY SHITHEADS MOVED MY ARCHITECT.
I WAS RAISED HERE BY EMPTY PROMISES,
MUCH INCOMPETENCE AND VACUOUS INTELLECT.
ONLY THOSE BOSSES THAT I CANNOT BEAR
WILL WORK HERE BEYOND ME, AFTER I GET CANNED.
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO WORK HERE.
Inspired by the inscription over the gates of Hell in Dante’s Inferno. In case you couldn’t tell.